Do you know what’s a bummer? The realization that you once dated someone who looks like a Simpsons character, and that that character was Smithers.
Michael Jackson will be buried this week — without his brain. As his family tries to finalise details for the King of Pop’s funeral on Tuesday they have been told it will be held back for tests.
They faced the grim choice of waiting up to three weeks for Jackson’s brain to be returned to them or go ahead and bury him without it — which they have decided to do.
I love it when tabloids save the best for last:
Michael Jackson starred as the Scarecrow in The Wiz, the 1978 musical version of The Wizard of Oz — playing the character without a brain opposite Diana Ross as Dorothy.
We’re sitting on the most perfect beach in the world, and all we can think about is, ‘Where I can hook up my modem?’
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| — | When I spend my Wednesdays off at THE BEACH (which I am a fool for going to for the first time today, seeing as it is ten minutes from my house), I will say this important quote from The Net because I will want to live-blog it for you fools while you work. |
Homosexuality = Narcissism
Confession: I wanted to make out with a guy last night primarily because his name was Tyler.
Last night I was so drunk that I thought someone I hate was someone else I hate. I was really confused and, in my head, asked, “Who is that person and why don’t I like him?”
