"Man About The Internet"

2009

2008

Warch Watch
The Bee Gees - “Nights on Broadway”
Nov 10th
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absurdlakefront:thereisnowhy: “Chocolate Bunny Deaths” Bonus points for using the theme song...
Nov 10th
I am a genius.
Nov 10th
This is actually more true that what I really tweeted. (via...
Nov 10th
Nov 10th

There is a distinction, apparently.

At lunch today my co-worker Al described something as making her want to poop her pants “in...
Nov 9th
“I don’t know what I’m doing yet, but it’s definitely going...”
— steven tyler. tyty? are you...
Nov 9th
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Lightning Dust - “Antonia Jane” Gorgeous.
Nov 9th

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Look! I’m unblocked again! Exciting! Oh, look! “My vagina fell out of my body!”...
Nov 9th
Isn’t it weird that I’m able to view the entire Internet until 9AM when the IT...
Nov 9th
Do you get it? (Emphasis mine.) Chicagoans dying for a Gold Coast address may finally get their...
Nov 9th
What did I get from Simon? An education - the thing my...
Nov 9th

Mondays, huh?

This morning on the train I noticed two men that I found attractive. And then I noticed the rings on...
Nov 9th
“I have always felt that life was simply a series of personal...”
— Lorrie Moore, Anagrams
Nov 9th
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The Replacements - “Seen Your Video”
Nov 9th
My one Christmas wish: that someone will take me to see The...
Nov 8th
I’m naming my apartment after this album.
Nov 8th
extracake: fun evening w/ the bros #2
Nov 8th
annicka: My #1 boos #1
Nov 8th
This is my Neil Labute impression.
Nov 8th
whiteleatherpalace: brilliant
Nov 7th
Listen Listen
Nick Cave & Warren Ellis - “The Road” (via skeetonmischa) I might be more excited for the...
Nov 7th
“10. Just be a vegetarian, and understand that most...”
— Foster Kamer on the Eleven...
Nov 7th
newsandbooze: I just joined Yelp to defend a coworker from some awful bitch who felt the need to...
Nov 7th
(via axelrod:atheistramblings:webbunny)
Nov 7th
Listen Listen
1993 S & P packin’ and mackin’ Bamboozlin’ and smackin’ suckers with...
Nov 7th
annicka: win her love with racism
Nov 7th
“Please make sure, when you buy a ticket for “Precious: Based...”
— Anthony Lane
Nov 7th
I just found out that someone I don’t really know, but with whom I share many mutual friends,...
Nov 6th
I finally saw this tonight for four bucks at the Logan...
Nov 6th
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Loudon Wainwright III - “Lullaby” (via bunkercomplex)
Nov 6th
“In counter-point, Michael argues that what he is doing may...”
— This week’s...
Nov 6th
(photo by Elizabeth McQuern)
Nov 6th
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At last night’s IMPRESS THESE APES finale, Christina performed an original song and dance...
Nov 6th
One of my co-workers found out that someone stole his Netflix. He realized it when the discs were...
Nov 5th
I’m really tempted to go see The Mountain Goats tonight at the Metro. I need FUN.
Nov 5th
I’m sure some of my co-workers think I’m a major contrarian who stirs shit up because I...
Nov 5th
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justsayjolie: Billy Ocean, “When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Get Going” Just so we’re all...
Nov 5th
mollylambert: Tama, the tabby cat who is a station...
Nov 5th
“Basically, I realized, I was living in that awful stage of...”
— Lorrie Moore, Anagrams
Nov 4th
Katy: Why are you all fired up today? Me: I think being pissed about not being able to get married...
Nov 4th
bg5000: Dinosaur Jr. in 1987
Nov 4th
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: This is what you will find if you...
Nov 4th
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newsandbooze: You don’t have to live next to me Just give me my equality -Nina Simone,...
Nov 4th
Warch Watch
Joni Mitchell - “My Old Man” Live on the BBC, 1970 We don’t need a piece of...
Nov 4th

On "Homophobia"

A Facebook friend made a good point: “homophobia” does not mean what it says. On the one...
Nov 4th
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Fleetwood Mac - “Lindsey’s Song 1 (I Know I’m Not Wrong)” This is one of...
Nov 4th
If there's an upside to Maine, and there JUST...
Nov 4th
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Jeff Dunham is such a talented racist.
Nov 4th
Nov 4th
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Nina Simone - “I Wish I Knew How It Would Feel To Be Free” I wish you could know What...
Nov 4th
Make-Out Party (download here!) Nina Simone -...
Nov 3rd
A user review of the new DVD edition of John...
Nov 3rd
…aaaaand we’ve reached post-Halloween Missed...
Nov 3rd
Isn’t it weird when you wake up on a Monday morning thinking you have the early stages of H1N1...
Nov 3rd

Daylight Savings Mantra

julieklausner: I need to remember that “darkness” and “sadness” are not the same thing, especially...
Nov 3rd
I got a GIANT package from my mother full of candy! The...
Nov 3rd
Thirsty For Lard?! Introducing…the...
Nov 2nd
“I’m also not really sure that I would classify the...”
— What We Talk About When We...
Nov 2nd
There’s a guy on whom I had a massive crush, and I see him randomly about town. He’s the...
Nov 2nd
Dear Stranger: I found your picture in our mutual...
Nov 2nd
I need to buy a real journal so I can continue to complain about and reflect on my life without...
Nov 2nd
Listen Listen
Le Tigre - “Get Off the Internet”
Nov 2nd
Nov 2nd
I finally hung up some art.
Nov 2nd
I could honestly read this shit all day.
Nov 1st
Apparently this picture was taken on Friday night. I have...
Nov 1st

This scene from last night says so much

bg5000: A girl dressed as a Playboy bunny crying in the Taco Bell dining room, being “consoled” by...
Nov 1st
“There was some gay porn star at the party went to last...”
— Adam
Nov 1st
Look! The two worst costumes of Halloween in one convenient...
Nov 1st
Nov 1st
The post-Halloween Missed Connections begin!!
Nov 1st
gifparty:
Nov 1st
OK. Sorry about the photo-bomb. I’m drunk. GOODNIGHT.
Nov 1st
Or this one, because I loved making that thing talk to...
Nov 1st
This might be The Best.
Nov 1st
L L Cool T (Lesbians Love Cool Tyler. And they’re the...
Nov 1st
Oh look! We ran into Dog The Bounty Hunter and his wife!
Nov 1st
Nov 1st

Dear Dudes:

Writing “BOOK” on your face does NOT make a “FACEBOOK” costume. It will, in...
Nov 1st