January 2012
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Humbling Moments: January 26, 2012
1. Watching your copy get marked up with red squiggles and codes as you close the first issue of a magazine to which you have contributed.
2. Walking into Duane Reade to buy Muscle Milk and having to crouch down in the snack aisle, hiding from someone you dislike who will surely laugh at you for buying Muscle Milk.
3. Missing your train stop because you were taking a picture of yourself on...
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Important Distinctions
Bobby: i almost tweeted about my hair this morning Bobby: “my hair is very aileen wuornos today” Bobby: it’s doing weird things me: hooking, murdering? Bobby: no it looks like i washed it in a rest stop sink and dried it with a hand dryer POST hooking/murdering.
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“Listening to Born to Die, it turns out, is a lot like watching the movie...”
– Nitsuh!
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that thing where
dandaddario:
your boss assigns you to spend one day trolling for traffic in the most craven, gross, venal manner possible, and you just do your normal routine, and your day was a big success.
Sometimes I think to myself, “Well, I’m not curing diseases or anything,” when it comes to comparing my own work to writing I don’t find particularly stunning, but I’ll...
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Disgusting Person Is Disgusting
What am I supposed to do with the quote “Terry Richardson is so gross, but I’d still suck his dick?” Like, I can’t ignore that. I can’t possibly. But at the same time, for all of the goodness on this Earth that is still barely visible beneath the shadows of filth and disparity and such so prevalent on the internet (particularly that which is so rampant on...
blokblok asked: Wait, does this mean you don't like Singin' In The Rain?
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IF I RAN THE OSCARS, BASED SOLELY ON MY PERSONAL...
MOVIES THAT WOULD BE RECOGNIZED WITH A BEST PICTURE NOMINATION:
The Descendants
Melancholia
Midnight in Paris
The Tree of Life
Young Adult
ACTORS WHO WOULD BE RECOGNIZED WITH NOMINATIONS FOR THEIR VARIOUS ROLES:
George Clooney, The Descendants
Kirsten Dunst, Melancholia
Charlotte Gainsbourg, Melancholia
Viola Davis, The Help
Kate Winslet, Carnage
Octavia Spencer, The Help
Jessica...
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I woke up feeling like I had been stabbed in my neck over and over again. And Jonah Hill has an Oscar nomination. That’s the closest I’m getting to the nominations today because I’m pretty sure that the academy was following suit with the rest of the internet and cultivated a list with the sole purpose to piss me off.
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THIS IS ME AS I “MODERATE” A PHONE CALL BETWEEN...
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Geeks
occupythedisco:
I think the reason I find geek culture so obnoxious at times to engage in is because the people are for the most part the same privileged dips that inhabit mainstream culture, but with the added detriment of a victim complex. They’re still largely white and center their race, they’re still largely straight and center their sexuality, they’re still largely cis men who center their...
ad-usump-proprium asked: I get the general sense from following your Tumblr and Twitter that you don't like 'things'. I know your Disappointing Gay Best Friend character is just that, a character, but it doesn't help to dispel my summation of your online persona. Also, I love you in Modern Family.
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