January 2012
Jan 27th
20 notes
1 tag
Jan 27th
24 notes
Humbling Moments: January 26, 2012
1. Watching your copy get marked up with red squiggles and codes as you close the first issue of a magazine to which you have contributed.  2. Walking into Duane Reade to buy Muscle Milk and having to crouch down in the snack aisle, hiding from someone you dislike who will surely laugh at you for buying Muscle Milk.  3. Missing your train stop because you were taking a picture of yourself on...
Jan 27th
42 notes
Jan 27th
50,429 notes
Jan 26th
199 notes
Jan 26th
59 notes
1 tag
Jan 26th
14 notes
3 tags
Jan 26th
1,482 notes
Jan 26th
4 notes
Important Distinctions
Bobby:  i almost tweeted about my hair this morning Bobby:  “my hair is very aileen wuornos today” Bobby:  it’s doing weird things me:  hooking, murdering? Bobby:  no it looks like i washed it in a rest stop sink and dried it with a hand dryer POST hooking/murdering.
Jan 26th
33 notes
1 tag
“Listening to Born to Die, it turns out, is a lot like watching the movie...”
– Nitsuh!
Jan 26th
22 notes
1 tag
Jan 26th
10 notes
Jan 26th
223 notes
Jan 25th
8 notes
that thing where
dandaddario: your boss assigns you to spend one day trolling for traffic in the most craven, gross, venal manner possible, and you just do your normal routine, and your day was a big success. Sometimes I think to myself, “Well, I’m not curing diseases or anything,” when it comes to comparing my own work to writing I don’t find particularly stunning, but I’ll...
Jan 25th
22 notes
1 tag
Disgusting Person Is Disgusting
What am I supposed to do with the quote “Terry Richardson is so gross, but I’d still suck his dick?” Like, I can’t ignore that. I can’t possibly. But at the same time, for all of the goodness on this Earth that is still barely visible beneath the shadows of filth and disparity and such so prevalent on the internet (particularly that which is so rampant on...
Jan 25th
47 notes
Jan 25th
58 notes
Jan 25th
6 notes
blokblok asked: Wait, does this mean you don't like Singin' In The Rain?
Jan 25th
5 notes
Jan 25th
1,145 notes
Jan 25th
30 notes
Jan 25th
131 notes
2 tags
Jan 24th
1,145 notes
Jan 24th
36 notes
2 tags
Jan 24th
39 notes
1 tag
IF I RAN THE OSCARS, BASED SOLELY ON MY PERSONAL...
MOVIES THAT WOULD BE RECOGNIZED WITH A BEST PICTURE NOMINATION: The Descendants Melancholia Midnight in Paris The Tree of Life Young Adult ACTORS WHO WOULD BE RECOGNIZED WITH NOMINATIONS FOR THEIR VARIOUS ROLES: George Clooney, The Descendants Kirsten Dunst, Melancholia Charlotte Gainsbourg, Melancholia Viola Davis, The Help Kate Winslet, Carnage Octavia Spencer, The Help Jessica...
Jan 24th
55 notes
Jan 24th
54 notes
Jan 24th
32 notes
1 tag
Jan 24th
19 notes
Jan 24th
21 notes
1 tag
Jan 24th
131 notes
Jan 24th
161 notes
I woke up feeling like I had been stabbed in my neck over and over again. And Jonah Hill has an Oscar nomination. That’s the closest I’m getting to the nominations today because I’m pretty sure that the academy was following suit with the rest of the internet and cultivated a list with the sole purpose to piss me off. 
Jan 24th
18 notes
Jan 24th
8 notes
Jan 24th
10 notes
1 tag
Jan 23rd
8 notes
THIS IS ME AS I “MODERATE” A PHONE CALL BETWEEN...
Jan 23rd
35 notes
Jan 23rd
45 notes
Jan 23rd
46 notes
2 tags
Jan 23rd
8 notes
2 tags
Jan 23rd
21 notes
Jan 23rd
35 notes
Jan 23rd
49 notes
Jan 23rd
121 notes
Jan 22nd
871 notes
Jan 22nd
362 notes
Geeks
occupythedisco: I think the reason I find geek culture so obnoxious at times to engage in is because the people are for the most part the same privileged dips that inhabit mainstream culture, but with the added detriment of a victim complex. They’re still largely white and center their race, they’re still largely straight and center their sexuality, they’re still largely cis men who center their...
Jan 22nd
558 notes
ad-usump-proprium asked: I get the general sense from following your Tumblr and Twitter that you don't like 'things'. I know your Disappointing Gay Best Friend character is just that, a character, but it doesn't help to dispel my summation of your online persona. Also, I love you in Modern Family.
Jan 22nd
19 notes
1 tag
Jan 22nd
20 notes
Jan 22nd
23 notes