
brilliant
Nick Cave & Warren Ellis - “The Road” (via skeetonmischa)
I might be more excited for the soundtrack than the film.
I just joined Yelp to defend a coworker from some awful bitch who felt the need to criticize her by name in a review of the bar where we both work. Just having a profile on Yelp honestly makes me feel like a huge piece of shit. Ok, I know it can be useful, but as someone who has been in the food/beverage industry for years—it’s probably the most infuriating site ever.
A bunch of morons who know nothing about a city stumble into a neighborhood pub, a grimy but amazing dive or a pizza place that has been adored by the community for generations. They have no concept of community, not idea what it’s like to wait tables or prepare a meal for someone, no patience and some absurd idea that they are better than everyone else. Obviously, I’m not talking about everyone. I’m talking about those people who come in when a restaurant is slammed and get all huffy if they are asked to wait a few minutes. The people who fail to recognize that dated/tacky decor is what some people love about certain places. Sorry, lady, we don’t have your 64-calorie beer. Why are you even drinking beer if you are that concerned?
In one review, the woman who hated on my BFF said a waiter at another restaurant “should have realized” that the chicken in her salad “wasn’t fresh.” She apparently thinks everything is a server’s fault. Despite the fact that he put in a new order for her and BOUGHT HER DINNER, she still felt the need to slight him in the review. Bitch, make your own chicken at home. We would rather not have your 10% (or less) tip than have to deal with your diva ass.People pretty much suck.
I’ve never had a terrible experience in a restaurant that warranted a bad review. I can’t imagine having so many that I need a place to complain about it regularly. It seems that dining out and the Internet can bring out the worst in people.
1993
S & P
packin’ and mackin’
Bamboozlin’ and smackin’ suckers with this track
Throw the beat back in!
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I just found out that someone I don’t really know, but with whom I share many mutual friends, once used the word “narrow” to describe me. I’m confused about a lot of things right now. That’s weird, right?
At last night’s IMPRESS THESE APES finale, Christina performed an original song and dance number. In roller skates. With a kazoo solo.
She is my BFF.
One of my co-workers found out that someone stole his Netflix. He realized it when the discs were returned to Netflix before he received them. Still, what considerate mail thieves! Once I received a Netflix that had been opened, but whoever was tempted to steal my mail realized that they had no interest in watching Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore and put it back in the mailbox.