Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
I guess he’s still Kelso.
If he’s such a big football fan, you’d think he’d click on ESPN, SI, or one of the other 45,000 sites dedicated to...
I really need to back away from the computer before the ragies get the better of me.
…on a list of about 10 people i’d marry if i wanted to get married ever, i’m going to be so real and say Ashton Kutcher...
So his head has been firmly implanted in his own ass all day and he somehow missed that this is happening? Even though...
I sincerely hope Jon Cryer garrotes him with a piano wire next time they are on set together. No reasonable jury would...
egg on face doesn’t even begin to cover this one.
Wait, you’re on one of the biggest social media platforms in the history of technology, and you’re trying to say that...
In Which Ashton Kutcher Tries To Be A “Thought Leader,” The Epilogue