Tyler Coates

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General Lana Del Rey Thoughts

  • I feel like Liz Phair’s Liz Phair is the reason why this sort of thing exists?
  • Like, Lana Del Rey is just “H.W.C.” in human form.
  • And also basically a year-long version of “Santa Baby.”
  • But, like, the songs aren’t bad?
  • If you look past the stupid lyrics.
  • And also the stupid vocals.
  • It’s aurally manipulative, in a way. It is tricking my ears into liking it.
  • (My ears are idiots.)
  • I sort of just expect, after six listens to “National Anthem,” for this song to just devolve into the sounds of a baby cooing.
  • “Me sexy baby! Ga ga!”
  • Oh shit, we’re on to something.

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  8. artyucko said: of course you had to drag Liz Phair into this.
  9. choronda said: I just can’t believe she calls herself the ‘gangster Nancy Sinatra’. I mean, really.
  10. maura said: “we’ve secretly replaced the sneaker pimps’ lead singer with an infant who we phonetically taught bad words to”
  11. perpetua said: See also that “sexy” Christmas song that was on Community.
  12. megsokay said: I’m pretty sure I fell asleep two weeks ago listening to “Blue Jeans” on a loop and since then I have been more horny and yet sexually insecure than I have been since I was a teen. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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