MOVIES THAT WOULD BE RECOGNIZED WITH A BEST PICTURE NOMINATION:

• The Descendants
• Melancholia
• Midnight in Paris
• The Tree of Life
• Young Adult

ACTORS WHO WOULD BE RECOGNIZED WITH NOMINATIONS FOR THEIR VARIOUS ROLES:

• George Clooney, The Descendants
• Kirsten Dunst, Melancholia
• Charlotte Gainsbourg, Melancholia
• Viola Davis, The Help
• Kate Winslet, Carnage
• Octavia Spencer, The Help
• Jessica Chastain, The Tree of Life
• Melissa McCarthy, Bridesmaids
• Kiefer Sutherland, Melancholia
• Albert Brooks, Drive

SPECIAL BONUS “AWARD” FOR SHITTIEST MOVIE I SAW THIS YEAR

• The Iron Lady

BONUS LIST OF MOVIES I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO WATCH:

• The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, because I already saw it in Swedish and I don’t like re-watching rapes.
• Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close, because I read the book when I was 24 and impressionable (read: dumb), and because of Sandy’s hair, and also because I don’t think manipulation should be rewarded.
• War Horse, because fuck horses, they are boring, what am I a fourteen year old girl? I could just go read all of the Throroughbred series for Christ’s sake, and also World War I was the most boring of the wars.