What am I supposed to do with the quote “Terry Richardson is so gross, but I’d still suck his dick?” Like, I can’t ignore that. I can’t possibly. But at the same time, for all of the goodness on this Earth that is still barely visible beneath the shadows of filth and disparity and such so prevalent on the internet (particularly that which is so rampant on Gawker’s own gay minstrel show), I cannot possibly link to the offending post or refer to its author by his full name for fear that a page view or two will be earned and a Google alert will be set off, only fueling the narcissism and lack of self-awareness the likes of which I have never, ever encountered.