"Of course, the piña colada isn't just any drink! The piña colada is a particularly ferny drink, in that it's overly fussy and almost vilely sweet and comes with a cocktail parasol and a bit of exotic punctuation."
I can’t decide what I love more: that I got Jolie to write a weekly column for BlackBook, that it’s about FERN BARS, or the image I found to go along with it which, I admit, is probably the sexiest thing I have ever seen.