“Quick question: sorry, being a fangbanger doesn’t mean you have to dress like a member of Wham! years meets Duckie, does it Hoyt? Here’s a tip for all guys, even those who don’t live in a world with vampires: Take off that black nail polish, pop down the collar on your purple vest (which you’ve paired with a tie but no shirt), and ungell your hair if you want your ex-girlfriend to see you as a viable romantic prospect.”
—True Blood recap for BlackBook
I really enjoy Drew’s True Blood recaps even if I have no idea what she is talking about (because this show is a nightmare piece of garbage).
