32 notes July 17, 2012 "Hey guys. As you know, The Dark Knight Rises opens on Friday. Well, technically, on Thursday at midnight. Are you one of those dumb-dumbs paying lots of money for midnight screening tickets? First of all, get out of my face. Second of all, if I wake up on Friday morning to a bunch of blog posts about this stupid movie in which all of them spoil it for me, I will find you and kill you."