Heaven is a place
Where no one ever tells you their 9/11 story.
Chill out and listen to people for one whole day of your life. Maybe it’s “I was in 7th grade English class and blah blah blah” but maybe it might be “and I heard that my aunt died.”
I know tumblr is the place for your wit and sarcasm, but you could have probably saved the post.
LOL at “for one whole day of your life.”