Behold, the Miller Lite ad featuring four (presumably) homosexuals just gayin’ it up all over town with their brews. So real! So natural. After all, it’s high time that the silly acronym “LGBT” be redefined—and why not shuffle those letters around? After all, what can you make “LGBT” stand for, anyway? “Lite Gays. Butt Tossing?” Nah, that doesn’t sound fun. LBGT sounds a lot more accurate. Lite Beer! Yes! Great Taste? You bet!
Sure, there are no Ls or Ts (again, presumably) in the ad here, but, ah well, I suppose lesbians and transexuals can just switch to Bud Lite if they’re really offended, huh?