One thing that I never worry about is putting together our annual Spooky Fern playlist. The era of the frond, she was a good one for spooktacular tunes. So good, in fact, that we won’t even come close to touching on all the songs we like to fire up during this most wonderful time of the year. (The rest of you can have Christmas. I’ll be facedown in the eggnog if you need me at any point in December.)

In order to account for the embarrassment of riches we’re faced with during this magical and marvelous time, this week we’re bringing you a Rita’s Twofer with “Magic Man” by Heart and “Witchy Woman” by The Eagles. They make a cute couple, don’t you think?

Editing Jolie’s weekly column is generally a joy, but today she gave me the good fortune of having to do a Google Image Search for Heart as well as giving me a reason to listen to “Magic Man” at least three times (as if I needed one).