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"Since the moral fabric of this country has been all but shredded into a salty breakfast hash over the last two hundred and forty years, it should perhaps come as no surprise that the individuals we train to strategically murder our enemies either one by one or in wide swaths of awesome destruction do, on certain occasions, rub genitals with other interested parties. And not always the parties they are legally bound to do that sort of genital-rubbing with."