It turns out that you don’t really need to know your friend’s office floor when he works for a large corporate media company because you can just put his name on the address and the mailroom will do the work for you! (I can thank Jolie for that bit of wisdom.) The only thing that kinda sucks if that you may spend fifteen bucks (plus shipping) on this dumb shit. And, even though you purposefully did not sign your name to the greeting card and the ordering system signed the card for you, you can rest assured because your friend will likely forget that your first name is John. Then you can sit back and watch your friend publicly freak out on Twitter and Tumblr.